What’s a brotha got to do to get a sunny day round here?
Due to the crappy weather, and the fact that I am house sitting I have had a heavy dose of cable this weekend. Here’s what you may have missed if you have had nice weather.
American Movie Classic (AMC) is doing the movies for Memorial Day. That means war movies. Yesterday I saw Platoon, and Dear Hunter.
E! is doing shows all about young actors/actresses. So I watched the last 15 mintues of the “E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: Saved By The Bell”, and the first 5 mintues of “E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: Justine Bateman. Later today they will have two hours of Corey. “E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: Corey Feldman” and “E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: Corey Haim”. This fun begins at 1:00pm est.
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
This time with out the links to fuck it up.
Me: Do you think mannequins are creepy?
Billy: Yeah, but I think everyone does. Except that guy from the movie Mannequin what was his n…
Me: …Andrew McCarthy.
Billy: Was that him?
Me: Or did you mean Hollywooood?
Billy: Was that guy Meshach Taylor…
Me: ..yep..
Billy: ... of Designing Women?
Me: Yep.
Deep Thoughts
Me: Do you think mannequins are creepy?
Billy: Yeah, but I think everyone does. Except that guy from the movie Andrew McCarthy.
Billy: Was that him?
Me: Or did you mean Hollywooood?
Billy: Was that guy
Monday, May 19, 2003 Trying new things
I want to increase my HTML skills from nothing to a little. This is a test.
And this is a monkey. The test worked.
Saturday, May 17, 2003
WHO ARE YOU DISSIN?!
Your favorite Trio: rocks the party that rocks the party.
So my brother asked me to be in his wedding quite a while ago and of course I said yes. That is gonna take place May 15th 2004. I am honored to be apart of that day, plus because Christine will be kinda busy that day it will be my job to make sure he is dress correctly. I was honored again last week when:
I was sitting on the floor at Matt’s (AKA: lil’ g, Lowercase, G-money) apartment when Adam (AKA: G, Big G, Dr. G) asked me when my bothers wedding day will be. I told them both that it is on the 15 of May and they both cringed. Matt just got engaged and they had been playing with the idea of May 15th, 22nd , or something around then. Then Matt shocked me by asking me to be in his wedding. I was really taken aback. I had not expected this at all so I paused in disbelief for a moment then said (This is what makes me a classy guy): Are you fuckin kidding me?! Shit yeah, dude!
Friday, May 09, 2003 Please don't fire me.
Me: his name was Johnny. A Sweep leg Johnny. YES SENSEI!
Chairman Mike: there is a band named Sweep the Leg Johnny. That guy always played the bully. What else was he in?
Me: Just one of the guys, Back to school. I’ll have to look him up on the Internet.
Mike starts some work at his desk and I login on to the staff PC and begin to search for Johnny. After a quick search on IMDB I find him. William Zabka sometimes credited as Billy Zabka. I do a Google search to find some info about the guy. And I find this page: http://www.douchebag.info/william_zabka.htm. The www.douchebag.info part caught my eye so I deleted everything from .info on and put in .com A window opens and I read the title bar something something "PORN".
Me: Oooh, that’s bad.
I click the X to close the widow and then it happens. The pop-up porn widows are coming to fast for me to stop them all.
Me: uh? AAAAAW! AAAAAAAAAAW!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
As I try to get this stuff off the staff PC (Did I mention I’m at work? Well I am!) My Boss; Elaina, comes around the corner and doesn’t know that I was just trying to find the name of the bully from The Karate Kid.
Elaina: You don’t have to work…what?
Me: AAAAW! I WAS JUST DOING A SEARCH ON WILLIAM ZABKA!
I finished closing the windows. And turn to Elaina with my face flush.
Elaina: You don’t have to work at the children’s desk this hour.
She walks by me and goes to her desk. I look at Mike as he hold back some of his laughter. I cut off the staff PC and go up stairs to shelve, and think about how many reasons Elaina has to fire me. I’d guess about 15 to 18 reasons, that one for each pop-up.
She has not fired me…. yet.
2 eggs scrambled, bacon, and hashbrowns
You know when you go out for a night of drinking and then around 1:50am you and your gang decide to go get something to eat. That is when the night really gets interesting. Whether you go to a Waffle House or the local mom and pop version of a Waffle House, the food and experience is the same. It’s a good night if you get there just before the rest of the drunks. That way you and your band can secure the booth that meets your needs or even exceeds them. Then order and wait for the show to start. Oh good! Here come the drunks! Stumbling through the door, half not sure if they are gonna throw up and the other half is hoping to get laid, then throw up. Some couples are fighting and some are about to have sex in the middle of the restaurant. The fighting couples are more entertaining, mostly because you have no choice but to hear them and lets face it, you don’t want to see any of these people having sex. By the time you get your drinks refilled for the first time the place is full. You notice a person or maybe a few people that you “know”. You had a class with her, you used to work with him, that guy went to you high school, and that’s the girl that was “dancing” on the bar and that crappy place you just left. One of them will notice you and stare. This is when they are trying to decide if they know you or not. Then if they are kinda drunk they will point and try to say “HEY! I know you.” If they are really drunk they will have their head on the table using their folded arms as pillows. This one will wave to you by only raising their fingers maybe the whole hand but not much more then that. The food arrives and someone seated close to you will lean over and say that looks goooooooood. Then they might stick out their hand and introduce them self. These jackasses will float in and out of your conversation for the rest of the time you are there.
And this is a monkey. The test worked.
