Tuesday, May 17, 2005 Captions for Elliot's May 1, 2005 pix.
Ok, ok dad, fine. It’s garnet not burgundy. Sheesh.
Whooooa man, that baby Einstein is trippin me out.
Oh, what a shock. Dads wearing yet another gamecocks t-shirt
Dude, if you drop that book I’ll totally open up a can of…
You’re the only one I can really talk to Mr. Spider
Mom that tickles. Do it again.
I love the Military Channel.
Ok, get this Mr. Spider, so then he said “it’s garnet not burgundy” haha hehe haha hehe
Hello? Mom? Dad? There’s something on my blanket.
IT’S GETTING CLOSER!
Look at you two, what a pair of knuckleheads.
You guys crack me up.
You won’t believe the stinker I just made.
Friday, May 06, 2005 DOWN WITH PANTS!
I don’t think I have mentioned it but everyone in my department is new(ish) except me. So these names will be new to dutch69.
At work Tuesday this week:
Me: I got this Fucking hole in my pocket, see… (I drop my keys into my pocket and the keys fall out next to my foot) … what the fuck!?
Sarah: You know there is a sewing kit in the other office. If you took off your pants I’d fix your pocket. (She laughs knowing that society would never except me at work, and with no pants)
Me: Don’t tempt me. If I could never wear pants I would be a happy man. Damn social “norms”.
Heather: I am with you I hate wearing pants too.
Me: First thing I do when I get in the door of my apartment… take off my pants. Pants are just another way for the “MAN” to keep me down.
Today is a special day for me: HAPPY NO PANTS DAY! It’s the first Friday in May, so today, Friday May 6th 2005 is NO PANTS DAY! Finally a holiday I can get behind, in front, under, and on top of. I have of course spent most of the day not wearing pants. However this is the south and I fear oppression so I did wear pants when I went to school and to the store.
Thank you Sarah for letting me know, I’m not alone. Check out this link for more info:
