Thursday, September 01, 2005 A Night Out With James & Mark
1 Gin and tonic and 2 Yinglings James: [looking at a poster with the kid from Deliverance on it] Is that guy still alive? I mean, do you think that was make-up or was he really retarded?
Mark: He’s dead, dude.
J: What do you mean?
M: You can’t fake retarded.
2 Gin and tonic and 4Yinglings M: [checking out the scene] I could never date a girl that has a stronger chin than me.
J: What do you mean, like she has her very own Chinaman?
3Gin and tonic and 5 Yinglings [on the way to the car, we pass a couple] M: Uh-yeah, I have a feelin’ she bought that shirt for him.
J: I don’t get it, there are so many decent-looking chics with oafish-looking guys…I could be that oafish guy.
